KNIGHT TIME

Story: May 28th, 2019 13:04 Vector Sticker Factory
"Approaching the front entrance would be a death sentence. Maybe if I use the roof of a nearby building I can slide into a rear loading bay." Knight scaled his way up the buildings side with no effort. He paused at the buildings edge to scout out the area. "Appears as though SandyBern's men have the whole factory locked down. "Wait a minute, they're loading the trucks up now! I need to stop those stickers from reaching the masses before SandyBern's progressive slogans brainwash people into voting for him!" Knight bursted into a sprint alerting a few henchmen. They open fire sending the factory into alarm. Knight slices his way through them and makes his way into the factory. The lights shutoff. "Muahhahahaha! You have walked right into my trap!" Knight scans the darkness for the source. "You won't get away with this SandyBerns!" "Oh but I will Knight, once I take care of you. By tomorrow morning millions of people will be wearing my sticker which will aide in my victory to be ruler of this country! Muhahaha! So 'stick' around Knight, because you won't want to miss the show! Nyahaha!" Knight charges at- "What is this? I can't move my feet!" "Sorry Knight but you wont be getting unstuck this time!"

-To be continued

Origin: During an experiment involving time travel and heating the center of a hot pocket, a miscalculation resulted in a highly skilled knight from 1083A.D, to be teleported into modern day New York. The man was vaporized and reconstructed by nanomachines to be indestructible so he could survive the travel. His agility and strength was boosted by the molecular reassembly too. Allowing the medieval man to slice his way through hordes of thugs. He works best during the night since gang activity is at its highest during then.

Also,
Bernie Sanders is cool.